iConsume
Okay, so I’m buying myself a laptop. And an iPod. For quasi-reals, yo, they’re sitting in my shopping cart at the Apple store. But Apple, not knowing that any moment of indecision will send me and my checkbook scurrying back under the bed, is offering free engraving on the iPod. Aaaagh!
- iPolka
- I’m a consumer whore
- this machine kills fascists
- ???
Ruth wrote:
You go, girl!
Posted 27 Mar 2020 at 5:51 pm ¶
LDH wrote:
What about “I’m a consumer whore machine that kills polka fascists”?…
Nah, wouldn’t fit…
Posted 27 Mar 2020 at 7:33 pm ¶
yami wrote:
What if I’m a crypto-polka fascist myself?
Posted 27 Mar 2020 at 7:37 pm ¶
des von bladet wrote:
I would have “Belgium, man, Belgium”, of course. (But I am often not you, and probably vice versa.)
Posted 28 Mar 2020 at 4:26 am ¶
Pangie wrote:
“I’m a polka whore.” Although I like the consumer whore. That’s nice.
Posted 28 Mar 2020 at 8:08 am ¶
Rana wrote:
I like the idea of three question marks, myself.
Too bad you can’t have a picture engraved!
Posted 28 Mar 2020 at 5:59 pm ¶
Bung Merchant 3000 wrote:
How about “I’m not Don Hertzfeldt”
Posted 23 Jun 2020 at 2:34 pm ¶