Okay, so I’m buying myself a laptop. And an iPod. For quasi-reals, yo, they’re sitting in my shopping cart at the Apple store. But Apple, not knowing that any moment of indecision will send me and my checkbook scurrying back under the bed, is offering free engraving on the iPod. Aaaagh!

  • iPolka
  • I’m a consumer whore
  • this machine kills fascists
  • ???


  1. Ruth wrote:

    You go, girl!

  2. LDH wrote:

    What about “I’m a consumer whore machine that kills polka fascists”?…
    Nah, wouldn’t fit…

  3. yami wrote:

    What if I’m a crypto-polka fascist myself?

  4. des von bladet wrote:

    I would have “Belgium, man, Belgium”, of course. (But I am often not you, and probably vice versa.)

  5. Pangie wrote:

    “I’m a polka whore.” Although I like the consumer whore. That’s nice.

  6. Rana wrote:

    I like the idea of three question marks, myself.
    Too bad you can’t have a picture engraved!

  7. Bung Merchant 3000 wrote:

    How about “I’m not Don Hertzfeldt”

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