Someone Found Me!
You were lost, but now you are found! Hallelujah!
Yes… but where was I?? I don’t appear to have been under the sofa cushions, or on top of the refrigerator, or even left out in the car (though my feet are kinda cold). Was I in the last place you looked, or did you keep on searching for more lost souls?
purple monkey dishwasher
Dear me, I had to do research to remember that this is a Simpsons reference. As a side note, they forgot to disconnect the cable service when my family moved in to our current house, and after 15 years of free monga-channel viewing my parents disconnected it themselves. Something about brain-sucking establishmentarianism. There’s no FOX affiliate broadcasting nearby; I’ll crack any minute.