Holland Ain’t Kansas

I have two immediate reactions to this whole "Pim Fortuyn being murdered" thing.

  1. It's really easy to find rhymes or near-rhymes for a name like Pim, which makes this a very good candidate for a limerick in poor taste.
  2. Did Pim have a partner? I'm reminded of a recent election in Missouri - you know, the one won by a dead man and his widow. You just can't go wrong with that sort of thing - who can run a smear campaign against a grieving widow(er)? I mean, aside from pointing out all the horrible xenophobia.

Whatever, time for more math. WHEEE!!

yami · 18:16 · 6 May 2020

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