Productive Use of Time
I read in the bathroom (what else is a girl supposed to do, examine the stains on her towels?) and now that I’ve got a flat-topped toilet tank of my very own, I need some things to put on it. Currently, there’s an old San Diego tourist magazine – when you’ve read one description of a themed shopping district, you’ve read ’em all – and Margaret Mead’s Sex and Temperament, which is nice but the font is too small and the binding too fragile.
So tell me – what do you people read while you’re pooping?