If anyone cares, I have been in Iowa since Thursday, and will be returning to the City of Smog (heavily laden with sweet corn) on Sunday. If nobody cares, I have still been in Iowa since Thursday, and will still be returning on Sunday – but perhaps I won’t have quite as much sweet corn along.
I am continually thinking I hear the phone, which is absurd, because I am also squatting on the phone line like an obese woman might squat on a kitten. I suppose it’s time for bed.
For a quickie, though, do you ever notice a difference between anyone and anybody, or noone and nobody? I don’t, unless I’m counting syllables.