Strike! Yeah! Sort of.
I am so awesome, I bowled my best game ever last night. An 88. And I had some help from the machinery, which ignored at least three of my turns and let me go again for the only strikes and spares I got. I was on track to break 100 in the next game, too, but we ran out of time and had to stop.
I think I’ve figured out how to do it, though: the trick is to grab a super-lightweight girly ball with an animal etched on it, and kick my right foot high above my back as I fling the ball outwards. Then I gracefully return to a standing position via a nice Standing Bow (hoping the bowling shoes have enough traction to keep me upright) and curse. Works every time, except when it doesn’t.
There’s some new stuff in the photoblog.