Someone Moulders

Ah, yes, those spout box spouts, never so unenlightening as they have been in the past few months:

i like moerikankeys

Your preferences, sir, are obsolete. Please upgrade to ones that make some sense.

monkstrap

It's like a jock strap, but for praying! And eating monkfish!

Haribo

Den er go' - and what about gummy monkfish, then?

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article865900.ece

Erm. That's not quite the way I meant the word "gummy". Can we think of a more appropriate context for this link?

collegefootba;;

collegefootball

That's the canonical phallocontext, isn't it? However I think a Norwegian atlas might be missing vital cultural detail. Perhaps one could subistute the foopball of one's ethnic preference.

scallop shells

Pretty, but uncomfortable.

i love pigeons

Pretty, but disease-ridden.