the 10-crown store

In today’s referral logs, we have a search for “trendy socks” and another one for “mullet coffee table book”. I’m so happy I could just pee. But speaking of socks, I needed a cheap disposable tablecloth today so I went down to the Danish equivalent of the venerable Dollar General to hunt for one. Of course I didn’t find anything close to what I was looking for, but I did find some pretty incredible socks. They’re orange, with a picture of a voluptuous disco woman on the top and the words “sool babe” written in yellow across the foot. For 10 crowns, I couldn’t refuse, and I also picked up a pink pair that says “girls are best friends”. They were made in the U.K.

Europe is so surreal sometimes.