Someone’s a Cruel Landlord
I’ve just had to evict three people from my sneakers, they want to know if
you have any room in your shoe cupboard?
I am nobly resisting the temptation to run upstairs and take a picture of my shoe cupboard. I’d probably wind up taking one of my sock drawer as well, because I’ve lately started storing my socks rolled-up instead of haphazard and I think it embodies a pleasant crazy-quilt aesthetic, and nobody wants to see that sort of nonsense.
Anyway, there’s still room in my shoe closet if you’re willing to live with a box of someone else’s dishes and some spare towels, but I’m a bit short on shoes. If these people bring something in a women’s size 8 they’ll be more than welcome.