Coherence is for Chumps
- I have a theory, which I unfortunately must state in the jargon of linear algebra: La Marseillaise, Deutschland Uber Alles, and March of the Volunteers (the anthem of the People’s Republic of China) span the space of all possible national anthems.
- I have been searching, off and on as my self-image wavers, for a low-cal, non-cigarette food substitute. I have a great deal of obsessive-compulsive energy invested in moving things from hand to mouth as I study, you see, but if you’re not trying to quit smoking, you can’t just start chewing on sticks. People look at you funny.
- You know it’s going to be a long night when you start commenting your code as a dialogue between two guys called Ole and Sven:
% Hey, Ole! Vat about dem slownesses? Ve need a slowness matrix, dont'cha know.
% Vell, Sven, I've always wanted to use da magic() function for something, and da slowness model is arbitrary...