Someone Hates Me!
A momentous event, which I have negelectfully not recorded until now: my very first hate mail! Hoorah!
you and your blog both suck. I’m taking you out of my bookmarks and never, I swear to jeebus almighty, am going to visit this dreadfully boring blog again. good day to you sir.
Ah, and what a good day it is, to be recognized with hate mail! I do suspect its veracity, but it’s the thought that counts. And there’s also an insightful comment at the bottom of this entry. The rest of the chatter is more mundane:
i hate bugs
Even bugs with green eyes? I hate them too. Hideously fun-colored things.
A monkey is a fallen angel. A monkey is a fallen soldier. A monkey is a monkey pirate.
Monkey pirates! Walk the plank, arr!