Cruise to the Interior of the Earth!

I don’t know about you, but if I had $20,000 to spare I’d certainly spend it on a 24-day cruise to the North Pole with a bunch of crazies:

Days 9-11 Start the search for the North Polar Opening to the Inner Continent.
Days 12-14 Once found, travel up Hiddekel River to City of Jehu.*
Days 15-16 Take a monorail trip to City of Eden to visit Palace of the King of the Inner World.

* Please note that if we are unable to find the Polar opening, we will be returning via the New Siberian Islands to visit skeleton remains of exotic animals thought to originate from Inner Earth.

The validity of the hollow earth theory was explored and debunked, for the Nth time and for all, in my freshman geology class. But if anyone needs a journaliste with experience in geology and paleontology to document this experiment, in an all expenses paid way of course, I could easily be persuaded to debunk it again.

(via BoingBoing)


  1. Deekoo L. wrote:

    Fools. If they *do* manage to find the opening,
    the pitiful wretches are all too likely to wind
    up feeding the dholes…

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