Fantasy Cabinet: Education Edition
In the real world, Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings is busy complaining that PBS teaches children to be nice to gay people.
LA LA LA LA LA, I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Fantasy Secretary of Education Gene Ray is working on a new initiative to bring Nature’s Harmonic Time Cube into schools. However, he is running into problems with the NEA:
Dumb ass teachers fear Time Cube and will eat dung before debating it.
Dumb students are educated stupid.
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