The Wages of Procrastination
… is having to clean up after someone who vomited in the shower, because it’s your turn to clean the bathroom and you shoulda done it before the party.
Fabulously important update! The culprit was a housemate, not a guest, and even better, the type of person who doesn’t even need to be shamed into cleaning it up once the hangover is gone. Phew.
On a happier note, while I was double-checking the agrammaticalness of the post title I found some Appalachian death polka.