Silly Hats Only

Today I helped lead a hazing ritual that involved making macaroni pictures. Now there’s one of them hanging up on the fridge in a communal kitchen. It’s shiny.

One of the cheapest and dirtiest ways to avoid “really oughta post” angst is to empty out some kind of “blog later” folder. Here are some things.

• This page isn’t all that entertaining on its own. What’s great is that someone made a pretty decent midi version of “Stayin’ Alive” under the auspices of the National Institutes of Health. The government wants you to use the BeeGees to teach your kids to read.
• How about a picture of monkeys doing monkey things?
• Dude. Dude. It’s the Tree of Life, with pictures and technical description from crenarchaeota to red algae to sloths. And more use of the “ae” ending than anywhere else on the Internet.

In other news, there’s been a disturbing lack of disturbing search requests in my referrer logs lately. I must clearly redouble my efforts. Young girl naked with elephant.