Ankle Exploding Hi-Ho
I walked to class behind a hefty guy with blue mule sneakers and turned-in ankles. Turned-in such that his feet were just two threads away from flapping off like birds. Since he wasn’t using more than the edges of them, this would have been fine (plus or minus building up calluses on the bottoms of his ankles) but I do wonder what would have happened to his socks.
Meanwhile, I’ve finally leaked this site’s location to my parents, so the sex, drugs and rock’n’roll have all been expunged from the database (hi mom!). Seriously, Planet Welk has started popping up advertising for – brace yourself, gentle reader – online casinos! How shocking! I can’t in good conscience support that sort of behavior; they’re off the links page.