Someone’s Unemployed!

I can remember pretty much all of the things that I did this weekend. That’s good. I can’t remember half the things I’ve done in the past four years that might look nice on a resume. That’s bad. Someone’s been sending messages again. That’s good.

Gerbils absorb moisture from the air

Only if they were dehydrated to begin with, though, yeah? And dehydrated gerbils are just no fun to play with.

for reseach

Oh. Dehydrated gerbil research. Oh.

I want to be a monkey pirate.

Arr, matey, don’t steal me dehydrated gerbil booty! I needs that.