Someone’s Been Waiting
Hiding in my inbox for a month, these have been. And glorious fragments of wisdom they are too:
i like dogs
i like cats too
Sadly, there are no office cats. I occasionally threaten to bring one in, and my coworkers all seem to agree that this would be irritating. So it’s too bad I don’t have a cat.
i LOVE monkeys
There we go! Pirate monkeys? Spaceship monkeys? MONKEYS!
They have tasty eggs, but isn’t this litany getting to the point where every other submission should be E-I-E-I-O? It’s not, of course:
THE LIFE monkeys
Sometimes you people just exhaust my creativity. It’s like coming face to face with a GRE prompt (about which, more later).