Green Gabbro

Sock Monkey Art![found via Jennifer]

Flowers invest hella energy into creating some bizarre reproductive organs. That’s what you’re giving your mom, sweetheart, sick uncle in a vase of mixed bouquet. Plant nuticles.
While monkies get some colorful behinds to signal their sexy monkyness, flowering plants are far more lurid. Desert wildflowers come to mind especially; their entire annual life is devoted […]

Flowers invest hella energy into creating some bizarre reproductive organs. That’s what you’re giving your mom, sweetheart, sick uncle in a vase of mixed bouquet. Plant nuticles.
While monkies get some colorful behinds to signal their sexy monkyness, flowering plants are far more lurid. Desert wildflowers come to mind especially; their entire annual life is devoted […]

Been a while since I’ve had anything about monkeys. In the news today, we learn that war is bad for monkeys, too, and some Indian monkeys are very ill.

On a brighter note, Florida law permits the use of monkeys as service animals for the handicapped. Or so claims some columnist; the only reference to monkeys […]

Really obnoxious Dallas Morning News registration required for this story about a monkey - my spam email is yami_mcmoots [at] yahoo.com, password mcmoots.*

“This was a case of people who truly loved and cared for that animal who were unable to carry on a normal life without the monkey,” [Mr Lawyer-Man] said.

If the City of Dallas […]

In the midst of an otherwise cogent analysis of Speed Racer cosmogeny:

There is never going to be a time when a mortal is going to say, “Your drugs, cash, and sex nearly convinced me. The pleasures of material existence almost justify turning away from the light of God—but I don’t have a monkey. So I’m […]

http://www.happymunkee.net/

Happiness is spelling things with extra double letters, as the people at happy munkee seem to at least sort of understand.
The larger issue, obviously, is not the pursuit of happeeness but the pursuit of identity: if you were a uni-faceted cartoon monkey, which character trait would you have?
I’d want to be marmalade monkey, but I’ve […]

It’s Kofi Annan playing with a stuffed monkey. Aww.

…and pamela points out that it’s been a while since my last gratuitous monkey reference. So true!
You’ve probably seen the bit about how monkeys are about to conquer Japan - but did you realize it was all part of a conspiracy?
(links originally posted to Hesitant Firmness, which is the fun group blog that I normally […]

Now that y’all have filled my quota of nonsensical script-data, I can go back to the usual way of dealing with these things.

Uh… are you there God, it’s me Margaret?

hmm… probably not. I’ve already explained my atheism/agnosticism, haven’t I? Though I guess that was back on my late f2s account - any new visitors will […]