Friday Review of Stuff

Whole Foods 365 Mac’n’cheez: 365 is the Whole Foods store brand that focuses on “all-natural” hippie brand image, rather than actual sustainable or organic production. Making a “natural” cheez powder rather defeats the purpose of mac’n’cheez in a box, which is to get that delightful chemical tang in a convenient and attractively nuclear orange packet […]

Special to Fellow WordPress Blogtinkers

From here on out, I intend to document everything snazzy I do to this blog on my Codex user page. Tonight, that means writing a bit about how to rename wp-comments-post.php (it’s really not that tricky). Readers who are interested in this sort of thing are encouraged to hop over there and join the fun!
Also, […]

Diesel and Boobies

One: I have a new car, and it’s a Mercedes, woo woo! Which would mean I’m moving up in the world, except it’s from 2020, has a salvage title, and is ugly as sin. However, it does run on diesel, which means it could theoretically run on vegetable oil at some time in the future […]

Pimp Mah Blawg!

It really has been a while since I’ve done any serious tinkering here; the backlog of utterly frivolous scripts and crap add-ons is just immense. And sometimes you just gotta fix what ain’t broken, but I’m tellin’ you, it will be pimpin’.

Before such an eventuality can eventuate, I must complete a list of tasks, which […]

Two Questions For You

I’m actually satisfied with the type and quantity of email accountage I possess. But not only do all the cool kids have Gmail accounts, my lame-o coworkers have Gmail accounts. How did I fall so far behind the trend? And is anyone going to help me catch up? Graham Leuschke is my newest and heroest […]

Aww Like Plant Kittens

New stylesheet, featuring one of my beloved potato-leaf tomato seedlings (try it here if you’ve got a style-cookie set) and I’m still feeling kinda nerdy, so I might try some more hacks tonight. Maybe everything will break, maybe it won’t. WHOOSH!

8:56 PM Just installed the MT rebuild type mod. It’s meant to improve commenting speed, […]

New Stylesheets

Bored again, made two new style sheets. One is the bright yellow and purple layout I’ve always wanted to have the moxie to make. The other just has some celery greens. Let me know if they’re unreasonably disfunctional, eh?

Priorities

Let me get this straight: they have airtime on ESPN to show the National Spelling Bee, but World Cup soccer (when they show it at all - I’ve been watching half the games in Spanish) is relegated to ESPN2?
Dancing death muffins.
In other news, I’m hodge-podgedly working on a new design which features more whitespace and, […]

Someone Wants Naked Sorority Frolicking

Someone can’t wait for the next edition of the internets’s favorite skvallerbladet:

Half-naked coed body-painting! Underwear sorority frolics! Enquiring
googlebots need to know!

While most of the men in this dorm (and several of the hot drunk bi girls as well) are madly in love with the Crown Princess Victoria (swedish bikini), she has yet to […]

Catching Up with Someone

I’m not NP-complete, I’m Turing complete!

Oh dear, I’m sorry to hear that. Incompleteness is what gives life its meaning. Good luck to you when you confront the abyss.

when in doubt, punt

Good advice, even during basketball season. I’ll keep it in mind.

odds botkins!

Just what I was about to say. Yes.

This page is all fucked up on […]